Ho Ho Holy Sh*t It's Christmas!

Right, let's be clear: this card isn't for your Nan, the vicar, or probably anyone easily offended. This is peak festive filth, designed for maximum shock and laughter (from the right audience).

Behold the big man himself, Father Christmas, caught in a private moment... on the toilet. And forget gentle season's greetings, this card loudly proclaims:

'Ho Ho Holy Shit It's Christmas!'

It’s rude, it’s crude, it leaves nothing to the imagination, and it's absolutely guaranteed to be the most talked-about card they receive. If you're looking to make a statement (and potentially horrify a few people), look no further.

Perfect for that one mate with the darkest sense of humour, the sibling you share completely inappropriate jokes with, or maybe just to see the look on someone's face. Seriously though, choose your recipient wisely!

The Damage:

• Size: Available in Standard 5x7"(That's 127 x 178 mm) Classic rude card size. or GIANT A4 (That's 210 x 297mm) For when you need maximum offensive impact. Make it visible from space!
• Inside: Blank. What more could you possibly add?
• Card Quality: Printed on surprisingly decent quality, FSC Certified cardstock, given the questionable taste level.
• Envelope: Includes a suitably sized envelope to conceal the horror within.

Probably the rudest Christmas card in existence? Maybe. Go on, add it to your basket. We won't tell anyone.

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