Never Trust A Fart

Forget pearls of wisdom, some age milestones come with more... pressing concerns. This card delivers a crucial piece of cautionary advice for anyone celebrating another year.

Displayed in fun lettering, surrounded by an illustrative cloud of... well, evidence... this brilliantly blunt card lays down the law:

'at your age you can never trust a fart!'

It’s the kind of brutally honest, slightly alarming, and hilariously relatable (for some!) truth about getting older that you won't find in a standard sentimental card. A must-send for those who appreciate life's less fragrant realities.

Perfect for the friend, dad, uncle, brother, or colleague who enjoys a bit of crude humour and can laugh at the undignified side of aging. If they've ever gambled and lost, they need this card. 

The Gaseous Goods:

• Size: Choose your impact! Standard 5x7" (127x178mm) for a little toot, or GO GIANT (A4 / 210x297mm) when you need to make a really big ahem..stink.
• Inside: Blank. We figured you could add your own supportive words... or just stand well back.
• Card Quality: Printed on top-notch, sustainably sourced cardstock (it's sturdy!).
• Envelope: Comes with an essential envelope to contain the warning.

Possibly the most vital piece of birthday advice they'll get? Probably. Add this cautionary tale to your basket!

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