Holy Duck You're Old!

Prepare for some divine intervention in birthday banter! This hilarious card delivers a heavenly message about their earthly age, courtesy of a rather pious-looking duck.

Featuring a fun illustration of our feathered friend decked out in slightly questionable mock-religious attire (while dutifully holding a 'Happy Birthday!' banner, bless), the real sermon is the brilliantly cheeky pun:

'Holy Duck You're old!'

It’s the perfect, slightly irreverent way to acknowledge another milestone while gently (or not so gently) poking fun at their advancing years. Guaranteed to get a bigger laugh than your average birthday blessing!

Ideal for friends, siblings, parents (the ones with a sense of humour!), colleagues, or anyone hitting another birthday who can appreciate a good pun and doesn't take getting older too seriously. If they enjoy animal humour and a bit of cheekiness, this card is infallible.

The Divine Details:

• Size: Choose your impact! Standard 5x7" (127x178mm) a ducking great choice, or GO GIANT (A4 / 210x297mm) to really show your devotion to Birthday wishes!
• Inside: Blank inside for your own personal blessings, age-related digs, or duck-based doodles.
• Card Quality: Printed on high-quality, sustainably sourced cardstock (feels divine!).
• Envelope: Comes with a Kraft envelope – hallelujah!

Don't just send a card, send a revelation (about their age). Add this quacking card to your basket!

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