Seagulls get a bad rap (usually for stealing chips or dive-bombing your nan), but this one's making a very generous exception for a special occasion...

Featuring a fun illustration of Britain's favourite seaside menace, this card delivers a birthday message only a seagull could: 'the only thing I won't shit on is your birthday!*'

And because manners cost nothing (even for gulls), it's politely followed by a tiny, helpful '*you're welcome'.

It's rude, it's ridiculous, and it's guaranteed to make them laugh louder than a flock fighting over a dropped pasty. Forget the boring flowers and landscapes – send birthday wishes that truly capture the spirit of... well, something.

Perfect for your best mate, sibling, work buddy, or anyone who appreciates brilliantly inappropriate humour and maybe has a healthy fear/respect for our coastal overlords.

The Nitty Gritty:

• Size: Standard 5x7 (That's 127 x 178 mm – fits nicely on the mantelpiece... or hides easily). Giant A4 (That's 210 x 297mm - for a real statement).
• Inside: Blankety blank – plenty of space for your own less-offensive message.
• Card Quality: Printed on thick, high-quality, sustainably sourced cardstock that feels great.
• Envelope: Comes with a Kraft envelope that complements the design (might even distract from the rudeness for a second).

Ditch the dull, embrace the downright daft. Add this seagull superstar to your basket!

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