Right then, birthday alert! Time to celebrate another trip around the sun... and gently remind them they're 'one year closer to your free bus pass!'

Let's be honest, forget the fluffy bunnies and generic verses from the high street. This card delivers a much-needed dose of proper UK humour about the glorious perks of getting older. It's brilliantly blunt, perfectly cheeky, and guaranteed to get a bigger reaction (and probably more laughs) than that boring card you nearly bought.

It’s ideal for your best mate who loves a bit of banter, the dad who jokes about his age, your mum with a wicked sense of humour, that work bestie, your sibling – basically anyone who appreciates brutally honest birthday wishes and isn't afraid to laugh at the inevitable countdown!

• Size: Standard 5x7 (That's 127 x 178 mm – fits nicely on the mantelpiece... or hides easily). Giant A4 (That's 210 x 297mm - for a real statement).
• Inside: Gloriously blank for your own personal message (or just sign it, the front kind of says it all).
• Material: Printed on seriously nice, thick cardstock (we like quality, even when we're being rude). Sourced sustainably, naturally.
• Envelope: Comes tucked up with a suitably cheerful Kraft envelope (chosen by our highly trained, mood-dependent envelope wizards).

Why say 'Happy Birthday' politely when you can say this? Add it to your basket and give them a proper laugh.

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