Birthday Bins

Ah, the joys of getting older. Remember when Friday nights meant going 'out out'? Now, maybe the biggest excursion involves dragging the wheelie bin to the kerb. If that sounds familiar, this card hits just right.

Featuring a surprisingly cheerful-looking bin decked out with party remnants (perhaps from its own wild adventures?), this card serves up a hilarious dose of reality with the observation:

'you know you're old when the bins go out more than you!'

It’s the perfect funny, slightly cheeky, and painfully relatable commentary on reaching that certain stage in life where pyjamas and the sofa often win. A guaranteed giggle for anyone who understands the sacred ritual of bin night.

Ideal for your mate who's fully embracing cosy nights in, the sibling whose social life has seen better days, or anyone who appreciates spot-on observational humour about aging gracefully (or just... aging).

The Rubbish Rundown:

• Size: Choose your impact! Standard 5x7" (127x178mm) perfectly proportioned, or GO GIANT (A4 / 210x297mm) more to recycle!
• Inside: Blank, allowing you to write about your own exciting plans (like putting the kettle on).
• Card Quality: Printed on high-quality, sustainably sourced cardstock (it feels much nicer than taking the bins out).
• Envelope: Comes with a Kraft envelope to brighten their day (even if they are staying in).

The perfect birthday card for anyone whose wheelie bin is living its best life. Add this relatable gem to your basket!

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